I Spent All Night Feeding The Homeless

I Didn't Care About The Backlash. I Think The Reason It Was So Severe Was Because They Didn't Know Anything About Me In New Zealand. If I Had Made Jokes About A Shark Attack In The Us, No One Would Have Cared.

Childhood Obesity Affects All Pedophiles.

Disgusting. I Just Found My Grandpa's Viagra. I Swear, I Almost Puked From Eating So Many.

I Got An Email From My Ex, Telling Me That She Has Aids. I Didn't Know How To Comfort Her, So I Just Wrote Back I Know.

Halloween Is Just A Made Up Holiday, Created By The Razor Blade Industry.