With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.

If I Get Big Laughs, I'm A Comedian. If I Get Little Laughs, I'm A Humorist. If I Get No Laughs, I'm A Singer.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

There's An Old Saying, 'life Begins At Forty.' That's Silly. Life Begins Every Morning You Wake Up.

It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something You Love, Even If You Don't Find Success Right Away.