With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent

I Was Brought Up To Respect My Elders, So Now I Don't Have To Respect Anybody.

This Is All So Exciting I've Decided To Keep Making One Movie Every 36 Years.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.

I'm Onstage For An Hour.i Do An Hour Of Stand-up. Actually, I Do 10 Minutes Standing Up And 50 Minutes Sitting In A Chair. Oh, Occasionally, I Stand Up Again To Do A Dance Or Put Over A Song. But Mostly I Sit Down. A Great Invention, Sitting Down.

Should I Be The One To Play God? We're Both About The Same Age, But We Grew Up In Different Neighborhoods.