With The Collapse Of Vaudeville New Talent

Someone Who Makes You Laugh Is A Comedian. Someone Who Makes You Think And Then Laugh Is A Humorist.

Be Quick To Learn And Wise To Know.

As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young.

Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After Ninety, And After Lunch!

When I Was Young I Was Called A Rugged Individualist. When I Was In My Fifties I Was Considered Eccentric. Here I Am Doing And Saying The Same Things I Did Then And I'm Labeled Senile.