I Don't Believe In Dying. It's Been

My Major Contribution To The Format Was To Suggest That I Be Able To Step Out Of The Plot And Speak Directly To The Audience, And Then Be Able To Go Right Back Into The Action. That Was An Original Idea Of Mine; I Know It Was Because I Originally Stole It From Thornton Wilder's Play Our Town.

Young. Old. Just Words. Inside We Feel Like Our Shoe Size.

There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises - Pleasure And With Children.

I Thought To Myself, 'why Not Write A Bestseller?' In The First Place, More People Buy Them And More People Read Them. You Make More Money And It Doesn’t Take Any More Time To Write A Bestseller Than It Does To Write A Book Nobody Buys.

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.