I Simply Decided That Dope Wasn't Worth

Without The Laughs, The Audience Wouldn't Be There At All, So In That Sense, Yes, I Am A Comedian.

Why Do They Lock Gas Station Bathrooms? Are They Afraid Someone Will Clean Them?

How Can It Be A Spy Satellite If They Announce On Television That It's A Spy Satellite?

What Hair Color Do They Put On The Driver's Licenses Of Bald Men?

Hitler Never Bothered With Restaurant Reservations; He Just Dropped By. And Somehow They Always Found Him A Table.