I Simply Decided That Dope Wasn't Worth

When You Think About It, 12:15 P.m. Is Actually 11:75 A.m.

The Caterpillar Does All The Work, But The Butterfly Gets All The Publicity.

There's Some Invisible Guy, Up In The Sky, Who Can Kill You, Because He Loves You.

There Are Battered Husbands. Apparently This Happens When The Woman Is Real Big, The Man Is Very Small, And They Each Drink A Quart Of Whiskey A Day.

The Things That Matter In This Country Have Been Reduced In Choice, There Are Two Political Parties, There Are A Handful Insurance Companies, There Are Six Or Seven Information Centers.. But If You Want A Bagel There Are 23 Flavors. Because You Have The Illusion Of Choice!