How Can It Be A Spy Satellite

People Are Dreaming If They Think They Have Rights. They've Never Had Rights. There's No Such Thing.

Why Is It Called Tourist Season If We Can't Shoot At Them?

If Two Baseball Players From The Same Hometown, On Different Teams, Receive The Same Uniform Number, It Is Not Ironic. It Is A Coincidence. If Barry Bonds Attains Lifetime Statistics Identical To His Father's, It Will Not Be Ironic. It Will Be A Coincidence.

I Enjoy Watching A Woman With Really Bad Teeth And A Good Sense Of Humor Struggling To Use Her Lips And Tongue To Hide Her Teeth When She's Laughing. I Just Stand There And Tell Her Joke After Joke After Joke.

In America, Anyone Can Become President. That's The Problem.