Best Gas Stations Quotes - Inspiring & Motivational Collection

Life Is Not A Tour Of Gas Stations.

I Went Into The Gas Station, Said, Fill 'er Up, Harry. The Guy Said, Regular? I Said, No, Put On A Gorrila Suit And Dance Like A Fairy.

I Just Like People. I'll Hold A Conversation At A Gas Station. It's Not About The Fame And The Fortune, I Just Like People.

Russia Is A Gas Station Masquerading As A Country.

I Already Tried That. Something Heavy Metal Like. And Sunglasses. But It Didn't Work; I Went To The Gas Station And When I Left The Guy At The Counter Said, 'bye Mr Schumacher

To Be Honest, There Is A Tourists' Trail; My Family Had A Farm And A Gas Station, And You Can Go And See My Birthplace, Though Where I Lived Is Actually Under A Freeway Now.

Gas Stations Are Considering Hiring Security Guards. Why Are They Getting Security Guards? We're The Ones Getting Robbed.

What I Want From Each And Every One Of You Is A Hard-target Search Of Every Gas Station, Residence, Warehouse, Farmhouse, Henhouse, Outhouse And Doghouse In That Area.

I Don't Live In The Papal Residence. I Live In A Simple Apartment Behind The Vatican Gas Station.

I'm An Assistant Storyteller. It's Like Being A Waiter Or A Gas-station Attendant, But I'm Waiting On Six Million People A Week, If I'm Lucky.

I Have Candy All The Time. I Live On Gummy Bears And Peach Rings. They're Like Dried-up Peaches, Only Dipped In Sugar. You Can Get 'em At Gas Stations. They're Like 99 Cents For Four Bags. And Cashews. I Love Cashews.

He Ran A Gas Station Down In St. Louis. No, Mahatma Gandhi Was A Great Leader Of The 20th Century.