I Seldom Took A Drink On The

There's No Such Thing As A Tough Child - If You Parboil Them First For Seven Hours, They Always Come Out Tender.

I Drink With Impunity...or Anyone Else Who Invites Me.

I Like Children - Fried.

There Are Only Two Real Ways To Get Ahead Today - Sell Liquor Or Drink It.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.