Show Me A Great Actor And I'll

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.

I Was Married Once--in San Francisco. I Haven't Seen Her For Many Years. The Great Earthquake And Fire In 1906 Destroyed The Marriage Certificate. There's No Legal Proof. Which Proves That Earthquakes Aren't All Bad.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.

Horse Sense Is The Thing A Horse Has Which Keeps It From Betting On People.

You Can't Trust Water: Even A Straight Stick Turns Crooked In It.