I Saw This Wino, He Was Eating

I Got My Hair Highlighted Because I Felt Some Strands Were More Important Than Others.

Here's A Thought For Sweat Shop Owners: Air Conditioning. Problem Solved.

A Lollipop Is A Cross Between Hard Candy And Garbage.

I Don't Want To Have My Face On The Cover Of A Wheaties Box. I Wanna Have My Face On The Cover Of A Rice Krispies Box. "snap, Krackle, Mitch And Pop"!

A Minibar Is A Machine That Makes Everything Expensive. When I Take Something Out Of The Minibar, I Always Fathom That I'll Go And Replace It Before They Check It Off, But They Make That Stuff Impossible To Replace. I Go To The Store And Ask, 'do You Have Coke In A Glass Harmonica ...do You Have Individually Wrapped Cashews'