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Mr. Pibb Is A Poor Imitation Of Dr. Pepper. Dude Didn't Even Get His Degree.
-Mitch Hedberg
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Mr. Pibb Is A Poor Imitation Of
Mitch Hedberg
Mr. Pibb Is A Poor Imitation Of Dr. Pepper. Dude Didn't Even Get His Degree.
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