It Had To Be Hammered Home Quite

I Used To Buy Lottery Tickets Every Week Until I Realised You Could Watch It On Tv For Nothing.

It's So Clear Cut With A Comedian - You Have That Reflex Action, Whereby You Laugh Or You Don't. And So You Either Love Us Or You Simply Cannot See Why People Are Laughing.

After A Gig I Always Head Back To The Hotel, Remembering Granny's Words Of Wisdom. I Cancel The Late-night Pizza And Watch The Jonathan Ross Show Instead.

I'm Not Being Condescending, I'm Too Busy Thinking About Far More Important Things You Wouldn't Understand.

My Girlfriend Said She Wanted Me To Tease Her, So I Said "alright, Fatty."