I Refer To Jet Lag As 'jet-psychosis

All The Beautiful Waitresses Existed Like Eternal Responsibilities.

I Understood Once I Held A Baby In My Arms, Why Some People Have The Need To Keep Having Them.

I Refer To Jet Lag As 'jet-psychosis - There's An Old Saying That The Spirit Cannot Move Faster Than A Camel.

I Consulted A Therapist At Mass. General. After About 20 Minutes, He Stopped Me And Said, 'you're Just A Big Existential Garbage Pail. Go Home And Relax.'

I'm Kind Of This Control Freak That Likes To Create His Own Hells Before The Real One Can Get To Him