I Refer To Jet Lag As 'jet-psychosis

I Hadn't Had A Perfect Moment Yet. And It's Very Important For Me To Have Perfect Moments In Exotic Countries Like That... It Kind Of Lets You Know When It's Time To Go Home.

I Refer To Jet Lag As 'jet-psychosis - There's An Old Saying That The Spirit Cannot Move Faster Than A Camel.

I Say That I Can't Make Anything Up. I Think Of Myself As A Collage Artist. I'm Cutting And Pasting Memories Of My Life. And I Say, I Have To Live A Life In Order To Tell A Life. I Would Prefer To Tell It Because Telling You're Always In Control, You're Like God.

Real Life Has Always Let Me Down. That's Why I Do The Monologues. I Have Always Said I Would Rather Tell A Life Than Live A Life. But I Have To Live A Life In Order To Tell One.

To Be Famous Is To Be Stuck In An Inflexible Place. But At Least It Is To Be Stuck With Money.