Everything Is Contingent, And There Is Also

If I Can Make People Laugh It's Like Being A Good Lover.

Everything Is Contingent, And There Is Also Chaos.

Skiing Is Better Than Sex Actually, Because For Me A Good Round Of Sex Might Be Seven Minutes. Skiing You Can Do For Seven Hours.

I Consulted A Therapist At Mass. General. After About 20 Minutes, He Stopped Me And Said, 'you're Just A Big Existential Garbage Pail. Go Home And Relax.'

Real Life Has Always Let Me Down. That's Why I Do The Monologues. I Have Always Said I Would Rather Tell A Life Than Live A Life. But I Have To Live A Life In Order To Tell One.