I Knew I Couldn't Live In America

Real Life Has Always Let Me Down. That's Why I Do The Monologues. I Have Always Said I Would Rather Tell A Life Than Live A Life. But I Have To Live A Life In Order To Tell One.

I Think Of New York As A Puree And The Rest Of The United States As Vegetable Soup.

One Of The Ways To Reincarnate Is To Tell Your Story.

I'm Kind Of This Control Freak That Likes To Create His Own Hells Before The Real One Can Get To Him

Skiing Is Better Than Sex Actually, Because For Me A Good Round Of Sex Might Be Seven Minutes. Skiing You Can Do For Seven Hours.