One Of The Ways To Reincarnate Is

If I Can Make People Laugh It's Like Being A Good Lover.

I Hadn't Had A Perfect Moment Yet. And It's Very Important For Me To Have Perfect Moments In Exotic Countries Like That... It Kind Of Lets You Know When It's Time To Go Home.

Real Life Has Always Let Me Down. That's Why I Do The Monologues. I Have Always Said I Would Rather Tell A Life Than Live A Life. But I Have To Live A Life In Order To Tell One.

All The Beautiful Waitresses Existed Like Eternal Responsibilities.

I Consulted A Therapist At Mass. General. After About 20 Minutes, He Stopped Me And Said, 'you're Just A Big Existential Garbage Pail. Go Home And Relax.'