I Play With Friends, But We Don't

I Never Played A Round When I Didn't Learn Something New About The Game.

You Hear Stories About Me Beating My Brains Out Practising, But The Truth Is, I Was Enjoying Myself. I Couldn't Wait To Get Up In The Morning, So I Could Hit Balls. When I'm Hitting The Ball Where I Want, Hard And Crisply, It's A Joy That Very Few People Experience.

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.

The Average Golfer's Problem Is Not So Much The Lack Of Ability As It Is Lack Of Knowledge About What He Should Be Doing

As You Walk Down The Fairway Of Life You Must Smell The Roses, For You Only Get To Play One Round.