I Play With Friends, But We Don't

Control Is The Main Thing, And The Tee Shot Is The Most Important Shot In Golf. You've Got To Hit The Fairway Before You Have A Good Chance Of Putting The Ball Close To The Pin. You Can Be The Greatest Iron Player In The World, But If You're In The Boondocks It Won't Do You Any Good.

Hit The Ball Up To The Hole... You Meet A Better Class Of People Up There.

This Is A Game Of Misses. The Guy Who Misses The Best Is Going To Win.

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.

I Hate A Hook. It Nauseates Me. I Could Vomit When I See One. It's Like A Rattlesnake In Your Pocket.