Hit The Ball Up To The Hole...

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.

Why That Would Be Like Challenging Bing Crosby To A Singing Contest,wouldn't It

Shoot A Lower Score Than Everybody Else.

The Average Golfer's Problem Is Not So Much The Lack Of Ability As It Is Lack Of Knowledge About What He Should Be Doing

I Always Outworked Everybody. Work Never Bothered Me As It Bothers Some People.