I Hate A Hook. It Nauseates Me.

I Hate A Hook. It Nauseates Me. I Could Vomit When I See One. It's Like A Rattlesnake In Your Pocket.

I'm Glad I Brought This Course, This Monster, To Its Knees.

I See No Reason That A Golf Course Cannot Be Played In 18 Birdies. Just Because No One Has Ever Done That Doesn't Mean It Can't Be Done.

I Never Played A Round When I Didn't Learn Something New About The Game.

I Have Really Enjoyed Every Minute I Have Spent In Golf- Above All, The Many Wonderful Friends I Have Made. I Have Loved Playing The Game And Practicing It. Whether My Schedule For The Following Day Called For A Tournament Round Or Merely A Trip To The Practice Tee, The Prospect That There Was Going To Be Golf In It Made Me Feel Privileged And Extremely Happy, And I Couldn't Wait For The Sun To Come Up The Next Morning So That I Could Get Out On The Course Again