I Hate A Hook. It Nauseates Me.

Hit The Ball Up To The Hole... You Meet A Better Class Of People Up There.

Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball Straight. It's Virtually Impossible - At Best It's An Accident.

I See No Reason That A Golf Course Cannot Be Played In 18 Birdies. Just Because No One Has Ever Done That Doesn't Mean It Can't Be Done.

I Always Outworked Everybody. Work Never Bothered Me As It Bothers Some People.

Golf Is Not A Game Of Good Shots. It's A Game Of Bad Shots.