Jesus Christ Can't Hit A Golf Ball

I Have Found The Game To Be, In All Factualness, A Universal Language Wherever I Traveled At Home Or Abroad.

I Could Not Wait For The Sun To Come Up The Next Morning So That I Could Get Out On The Course Again.

Relax? How Can Anybody Relax And Play Golf? You Have To Grip The Club, Don't You?

If You Can't Outplay Them, Outwork Them.

If We Could Have Just Screwed Another Head On His Shoulders, He Would Have Been The Greatest Golfer Who Ever Lived.