I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

I Can Do Anything I Want To Do!

I Don't Know Why I Ever Come In Here. The Flies Get The Best Of Everything.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.