I Now Consider It A Good Day

Don’t Worry About The Money. Love The Process.

I Am So Out Of The Loop. I Am Never Honored. My Career Is Hilarious To Me. I Am Either Under The Radar Or Over The Radar.

I Like My Politicians And My Judges And My Lawyers To Be Simple. I Think If You Worry About Where Your Hemline Is You're Really Not Concentrating On The World Crisis.

Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out More Than You Do

Comedy Is Truth. We Should Not Apologize For It.