Comedy Is Truth. We Should Not Apologize

I Hate Billings, Montana. They Have A Fashion Show At Sears Roebuck

I Have No Boobs Whatsoever. On My Wedding Night My Husband Said, 'let Me Help You With Those Buttons' And I Told Him, 'i'm Completely Naked'.

I'm So Fat And I'm So Depressed; Last Night I Tried To Hang Myself - But The Rope Broke.

A Child Can Be Taught Not To Do Certain Things, Such As Touch A Hot Stove, Pull Lamps Off Of Tables, And Wake Mommy Before Noon.

With Age Comes Wisdom. You Don't Need Big Boobs To Be Feminine. Look At Liberace.