Never Admit That Your Back Goes Out

If You're Not A Wreck In This Business, You're Not Around.

The Fashion Magazines Are Suggesting That Women Wear Clothes That Are 'age Appropriate.' For Me That Would Be A Shroud.

A Study Says Owning A Dog Makes You 10 Years Younger. My First Thought Was To Rescue Two More, But I Don't Want To Go Through Menopause Again.

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.

There Is Not One Female Comic Who Was Beautiful As A Little Girl.