I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.

What I Do Is, I Make Fun Of People And I Make Fun Of Myself And Things Around Us And Exaggerate Things. And I'm Never Mean-spirited. See, The Word Insult Means Some Guy Who's A Real Unkind Human Being. But I Don't Do That, Because Otherwise I Wouldn't Be Headlining All These Years, Thank God, And All These People Showing Up To See Me.

Show Business Is My Life. When I Was A Kid I Sold Insurance, But Nobody Laughed.

If I Were To Insult People And Mean It, That Wouldn't Be Funny.

Whatever You Do To Gain Success, You Have To Hang In There And Hope Good Things Happen. Always Think Positive.

It's Very Sweet To Have People Say Nice Things About You, And I Always Accept That.