I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.

I Still Have Drive, But Everything Is Relative.

I Still Think Funny, And People Young And Old Still Come And See Me. That's Flattering. The Day Comes That They Stop Coming, Then I'll Know That It's Time To Retire To The Jewish Ranch.

To My Knowledge, I Was The First Guy Really To Do What I Do. And Then Later On Different Comedians Started Trying Doing It.

When I'm Onstage, I'm Acting.

You Know What's Funny To Me? Attitude.