I Don't Really Tell A Joke Per

I Was Always The Guy - Out Of Insecurities, I Was Always Making Fun, Even As A Kid.

My Health, Thank God, Has Kept My Brain Alive.

I Was With George Washington At Valley Forge, Sitting Around Before An Attack... Gimme A Break. That's Over 70 Years Ago Already.

I Never Went Out Looking For Glory.

I Have No Idea What I'm Going To Say When I Stand Up To Give A Toast. But I Do Know That Anything I Say I Find Funny.