I Don't Really Tell A Joke Per

I Still Have Drive, But Everything Is Relative.

Half The Battle Is That People Have To Like You Before You Say One Joke, One Bit Of Humor.

Women Were Afraid Of Me, They Were Scared To Death. But I Always Say Be Yourself, If You're Funny Then Let Your Sense Of Humor Go There. I Mean There's No Sense Hiding What You Feel.

I Have A Problem, If The Light Goes On On Tv And It Blinks Midnight, I Don't Know How To Fix It.

I've Never Been Mean-spirited, In My Opinion. I Never Did Anything Below The Belt.