To My Knowledge, I Was The First

I Don't Do Impressions.

When You Stand Alone And Sell Yourself, You Can't Please Everyone. But When You're Different, You Can Last.

I Do Situations And Make Fun Of Authority And Life.

Every Night When I Go Out On Stage, There's Always One Nagging Fear In The Back Of My Mind. I'm Always Afraid That Somewhere Out There, There Is One Person In The Audience That I'm Not Going To Offend!

Sex Is Great, But When You Get To Be My Age, You've Got To Pace It A Little Bit. Otherwise You Get Tired.