I Was A Mother's Boy.

To Me, The Stand Up Part In My Life Is Great. I Know I Can Do That. When I Get An Acting Chance, I'm Really Thrilled.

What I Do Is, I Make Fun Of People And I Make Fun Of Myself And Things Around Us And Exaggerate Things. And I'm Never Mean-spirited. See, The Word Insult Means Some Guy Who's A Real Unkind Human Being. But I Don't Do That, Because Otherwise I Wouldn't Be Headlining All These Years, Thank God, And All These People Showing Up To See Me.

You Lose Your Energy, You Lose That Excitement And It Gets The Audience Up.

My Father When Walked Into A Room, You Could Tell That Everybody Loved Him. They Really Did. He Was Quite A Man. My Mother Was More Into The Show Biz Atmosphere Than He Was.

I Was Sitting In The Toilet And I Was By Myself. I Was Tired Of Playing With The Roller, So I Said I'd Better Write A Book.