I Was A Mother's Boy.

I Grew Up In An Orthodox Family, As I Grew Older, I Became Conservative And That's How It Ended Up. But I've Developed That Jewish Feel To My Act From My Surroundings And My Family.

Some People Say Funny Things - But I Say Things Funny.

When I Got Out Of High School, I Wanted To Be An Actor But Was Getting A Lot Of Rejections. I Was Getting Rejected By Life. My Mother, God Rest Her Soul, Told Me Not To Quit.

Asians Are Nice People, But They Burn A Lot Of Shirts.

No Matter Where You Go In This World, You Will Always Find A Jew Sitting In The Beach Chair Next To You.