I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest

I Just Found Out That I Have More Allies Than America!

To Make A Squirrel Look Less Uptight, Put Tiny Sunglasses On It.

Right Before I'm About To Talk At Length About Something I Like I Say, Get Me Started.

My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much. He's A Touche Bag.

I've Often Liked A Girl, Made Her Laugh, And Thought She Liked Me, And Then Found Out That She Didn't Like Me That Way. I've Definitely Done Time In The Friend Zone.