I Never Went Bungee Jumping. The Closest

I Started Being A Comedy Fan When I Was, I'm Going To Guess, Like 5 Or 6 Years Old.

You Are Ten Times More Likely To Get Hit By A Car When The Driver Is Aiming For You.

A Lot Of People Like Lollipops. I Don't Like Lollipops. To Me, A Lollipop Is Hard Candy Plus Garbage. I Don't Need A Handle. Just Give Me The Candy.

To Make A Squirrel Look Less Uptight, Put Tiny Sunglasses On It.

It's Weird The Way "finger Puppet" Sounds Okay As A Noun... Ladies.