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I Think Bears And Worms Aren't Very Similar... Until You Think Of Gummy.

Last Week I Lost My Temper In My Karate Class. Man, I'm Not Doing That Again Until I'm A Black Belt. Because I Can Tell You There's A Difference Between Taking Karate And Receiving Karate.

The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You're Signing Somebody's Cast.

It Feels Like Every Day Or Two, People On Twitter And The Internet Are Outraged About Something.

I Do Come Across People Who Don't Like Me, Don't Like My Comedy, Don't Think It's Funny, It's Too Cutesy, Or Whatever They Hate. And It's Like, "okay. That's Your Opinion. Somebody Liked It, So That's Good." Hopefully It Balances Out.