My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much.

I Think It's Interesting That Cologne Rhymes With Alone.

I Think Statues Are Great; They Show What Great People Would Look Like If A Bird Sh*t All Over Them.

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.

My Policy Is 'no Stone Throwing Regardless Of Housing Situation.'

I Like Video Games, But They Are Very Violent. I Want To Create A Video Game In Which You Have To Help All The Characters Who Have Died In The Other Games. 'hey, Man, What Are You Playing?' 'super Busy Hospital. Could You Leave Me Alone? I'm Performing Surgery! This Guy Got Shot In The Head, Like, 27 Times!'