My Friend Says Touche Way Too Much.

You Are Ten Times More Likely To Get Hit By A Car When The Driver Is Aiming For You.

Whenever I See An Autobiography For Sale In The Book Store I Just Flip To The About The Author Section. I'm Like, "done, Next!"

If You Remove A Treehouse From A Tree, Than It's Just A Shitty House. Sometimes When I'm In A Shitty House, I Like To Imagine That It's In A Tree, Than It's Like Woah, This House Is Amazing.

I Like People, For A Little While.

My Policy Is 'no Stone Throwing Regardless Of Housing Situation.'