I Never Wanted To Be Famous.

Once You Get Offstage You're Just Like Everyone Else, And Everyone Else Can Get Into A Fight.

Pre-mature Ejaculation. Let's Talk About It. Premature Ejaculation. That's A Pretty Fancy Term For, "ooooooh Oh No. This Has Never Happened Before."

I Never Wanted To Be Famous.

When I First Saw A Strap On, I Put It On My Head And Ran Around Like A Rhino.

So, I Travel A Lot. I Hate Traveling, Mostly 'cause My Dad Used To Beat Me With A Globe.