I Never Wanted To Be Famous.

Have You Seen That Magazine Barely Legal? That Means When You Look At It, You're Almost A Pedophile.

Here's A Tip: Never Get Drunk While Wearing A Hooded Sweatshirt. You Will Eventually Think There's Someone Right Behind You.

A Lot Of These Kids I Think Are More Content Just To Be On Facebook And The Computer Than They Are To Actually Go Out. They Just Really Want To Get A Picture To Post To Their Buddies, And That's About It.

I Love Fear Factor, But I Think They're Running Out Of Fears. It's Only A Matter Of Time Before They're Sitting Around Doing Shots Of Hepatitis C.

Even Now, As We Speak, People Are Having Sex With Animals. And We Wonder Why The Animals Attack Us.