I Never Wanted To Be Famous.

I Masturbate! I Do It Like I Think If I Keep Doing It, I'm Gonna Win Something.

You Ever Make Fun Of Someone So Much, You Think You Should Thank Them For All The Good Times You've Had?

Sparklers Are The Gay Cousins Of The Fireworks Family.

I'm Not A Movie Guy, I'm Not A Tv Sitcom Guy, But Whatever Seems To Fit And Is Funny Is Good For Me.

Jesse Joyce Is A Great Writer.