I Never Wanted To Be Famous.

When I First Saw A Strap On, I Put It On My Head And Ran Around Like A Rhino.

Pre-mature Ejaculation. Let's Talk About It. Premature Ejaculation. That's A Pretty Fancy Term For, "ooooooh Oh No. This Has Never Happened Before."

There's A Late-night Scene In Every Town, And Everyone Has Something Going On, ... I've Heard Good Stories About (syracuse); This Is A Very Good Party Town, A Good Drinking Place. I Definitely Would Like To Come Back And Check It Out Further. Do Some More Research, As I Call It.

I'm A Stand-up Comic. Anything Else I Do Besides That Is A Plus, But Stand-up Comedy Is What I Do, It's What I've Been Doing And It's What I'm Going To Keep Doing.

Yeah, I Know, Some People Are Against Drunk Driving, And I Call Those People 'the Cops.' But You Know, Sometimes, You've Just Got No Choice; Those Kids Gotta Get To School!