I Never Wanted To Be Famous.

Sometimes. I Get Recognized, But I'm Not Really A Famous Famous. I'm Pretty Low On The Showbiz Totem Pole - I Mean, I'm No Jon Or Kate Plus Eight. I'm Just A Comic, Not A Baby Factory.

Let's Say You're In A Situation Where Crystal Meth Can Help You. Like, I Don't Know, You Have Too Many Teeth.

I Have No Grand Scheme.

I Like Doing Stand-up And I Love Putting Out Tv Specials.

Being On The Road Is Kind Of Lonely.