When I First Saw A Strap On,

I Have No Grand Scheme.

I Gotta Quit Smoking, Doctor's Orders, And The Drinking, Court Orders.

You Know What My Drink Is? Jack Daniel's. Yes, That Is A Wild Man Drink. That Should Come With Bail Money, You Know What I'm Saying? Because On Jack, You Don't Know Where You're Going To End Up, But You Know When You Get There, You Won't Be Wearing Any Pants.

I'm Not A Movie Guy, I'm Not A Tv Sitcom Guy, But Whatever Seems To Fit And Is Funny Is Good For Me.

Being On The Road Is Kind Of Lonely.