I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across

A Good Party Is Where You Enjoy Good People, And They Taste Even Better With Champagne.

It Is Criminal Negligence To Leave Suckers Lying Around To Tempt Honest Men.

God Help Those Who Do Not Help Themselves.

I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across Town To Do A Good Deed.

What Feeling Is So Nice As A Child's Hand In Yours? So Small, So Soft And Warm, Like A Kitten Huddling In The Shelter Of Your Clasp.