I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across

I Had Never Considered Marriage, But I Had An Open Mind, And I Was To Learn After A Brief Try At It That Most Open Minds Should Be Closed For Repairs.

It's Getting So People No Longer Count The Silverware When I Come To Dinner.

Don't Talk About Yourself; It Will Be Done When You Leave.

A Good Party Is Where You Enjoy Good People, And They Taste Even Better With Champagne.

All Anger Is Not Sinful, Because Some Degree Of It, And On Some Occasions, Is Inevitable. But It Becomes Sinful And Contradicts The Rule Of Scripture When It Is Conceived Upon Slight And Inadequate Provocation, And When It Continues Long.