I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across

Florida Was Invented For Addison Mizner's Little Brother.

A Drama Critic Is A Person Who Surprises The Playwright By Informing Him What He Meant.

The Only Bird That Gives The Poor A Real Tumble Is The Stork.

I've Known Countless People Who Were Reservoirs Of Learning, Yet Never Had A Thought.

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.