God Help Those Who Do Not Help

I Had Never Considered Marriage, But I Had An Open Mind, And I Was To Learn After A Brief Try At It That Most Open Minds Should Be Closed For Repairs.

Gambling: A Sure Way To Get Nothing From Something.

I Respect Faith, But Doubt Is What Gets You An Education.

To My Embarrassment I Was Born In Bed With A Lady.

The First Hundred Years Are The Hardest.