God Help Those Who Do Not Help

A Drama Critic Is A Person Who Surprises The Playwright By Informing Him What He Meant.

Anybody Who Can Write Home For Money Can Write For Magazines.

The Only Time That Most Women Give Their Orating Husbands Undivided Attention Is When The Old Boys Mumble In Their Sleep.

Failure Has Gone To His Head.

Popularity Is Exhausting. The Life Of The Party Almost Always Winds Up In A Corner With An Overcoat Over Him.