I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't Stand The Noise.

I'm Looking For Loopholes.

I Don't Drink Anymore, On The Other Hand I Don't Drink Any Less Either.

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.