I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

I Write My Scripts Short And They Develop On The Set, Which I Have Found A Far Better Premise Both Economically And Practically.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason