I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.

Smile First Thing In The Morning. Get It Over With.