I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

I Like Thieves. Some Of My Best Friends Are Thieves. Why, Just Last Week We Had The President Of The Bank Over For Dinner.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

I Seldom Took A Drink On The Set Before 9 A.m.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There One Night