I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

Don't Worry About Your Heart, It Will Last You As Long As You Live.

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

It Is Impossible To Find Twelve Fair Men In All The World.

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.