I Never Met A Kid I Liked.

Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.

Scotch Needs Water Like A Fish Needs A Bicycle.

W. C. Fields, A Lifetime Agnostic, Was Discovered Reading A Bible On His Deathbed. ''i'm Looking For A Loop-hole,'' He Explained.

If There's A Will, Prosperity Can't Be Far Behind.

Buried My Wife The Other Day. Had To, She Died.