We Flew Over To England By The

Having So Many Gold Courses So Close Together Was Ideal For Me. With My Slice I Could Enjoy Three Or Four Golf Courses At The Same Time.

If I Have To Lay An Egg For My Country, I'll Do It.

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

Culture Is The Ability To Describe Jane Russell Without Moving Your Hands