We Flew Over To England By The

The Service At The Imperial (tokyo) Is The Finest I've Encountered Anywhere. There Was A Button Next To My Bed Marked Room Service - And A Maid To Press It For Me.

If You Haven't Got Any Charity In Your Heart, You Have The Worst Kind Of Heart Trouble.

England Occupies A Warm Spot In My Affections. It Was The Scene Of My Greatest Performance. I Was Born There.

I Always Like To Go To Washington D.c. It Gives Me A Chance To Visit My Money.

I Like A President Who Tells Jokes Instead Of Appointing Them.