I Never Felt So Much At Home

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs; They Can Tell You What To Do, But They Can't Do It Themselves!

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.

He Was Born An Englishman And Remained One For Years.