I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

They Took Away Our Land, Our Language, And Our Religion; But They Could Never Harness Our Tongues.

A General And A Bit Of Shooting Makes You Forget Your Troubles ... It Takes Your Mind Off The Cost Of Living.

Other People's Interruptions Of Your Work Are Relatively Insignificant Compared With The Countless Times You Interrupt Yourself.

Other People Have A Nationality. The Irish And The Jews Have A Psychosis.