I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs In A Harem; They Know How It's Done, They've Seen It Done Every Day, But They're Unable To Do It Themselves.

The Most Important Things To Do In The World Are To Get Something To Eat, Something To Drink And Somebody To Love You.

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.

They Took Away Our Land, Our Language, And Our Religion; But They Could Never Harness Our Tongues.