I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.

Scream At God If That's The Only Thing That Will Get Results.

Critics Are Like Eunuchs In A Harem; They Know How It's Done, They've Seen It Done Every Day, But They're Unable To Do It Themselves.

The Most Important Things To Do In The World Are To Get Something To Eat, Something To Drink And Somebody To Love You.

Nothing Hurts More Than The Friendly Letter That One Never Got Around To Writing.