I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

What The Hell Difference Does It Make, Left Or Right? There Were Good Men Lost On Both Sides.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

Whatever You Hold In Contempt Is Your Jailer.

If It Was Raining Soup, The Irish Would Go Out With Forks.