I Wish I'd Been A Mixed Infant.

A Man Is Fortunate If He Encounters Living Examples Of Vice, As Well As Of Virtue, To Inspire Him.

I'm A Drinker With A Writing Problem.

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

I Only Take A Drink On Two Occasions - When I'm Thirsty And When I'm Not.

I Saw A Notice That Said "drink Canada Dry" And I've Just Started.