Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due

I Feel Like A Midget With Muddy Feet Had Been Walking Over My Tongue All Night.

All Things Considered, I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia

It's What You Do That Counts And Not What You Say; Therefore I Fired My Press Agent.

Marriage Is Better Than Leprosy Only Because It's Easier To Get Rid Of.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.