Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.

It Ain't What They Call You, It's What You Answer To.

So Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing, I Will Make Mine Whiskey.

I Never Eat Before Breakfast.

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.