I May Be Wrong But I Doubt

Any Time A Little Midget Does Something Like This, You Gotta Give Him A 10!.

There's Only 5 Real Jobs In The World. Teacher, Fireman, Policeman, Doctor And Somebody Who Is In The Armed Service. If You Don't Have One Of Those 5 Jobs, You Shouldn't Take Your Life That Serious.

There's No Medical Term For What I've Got.

On His Homesickness During The Barcelona Olympics -i Miss America. I Miss Crime And Murder. I Miss Philadelphia. There Hasn't Been A Brutal Stabbing Or Anything Here The Last 24 Hours. I've Missed It.

If Michael Jordan Was A Damn Plumber, He Couldn't Get A Date. Any Guy Got $500 Million Looks Good.