I May Be Wrong But I Doubt

It Ain't Like We're Curing Cancer Or Anything, We're Watching Basketball.

Those Grizzlies Are More Like Pandas.

When I Speak To Kids I Tell Them, 'hey, You Think Your Parents Are A Pain In The Ass Now, But They're Going To Get Smarter As You Get Older.'

All I Know Is, As Long As I Led The Southeastern Conference In Scoring, My Grades Would Be Fine.

Jerry Krause Must Have Pictures Of His Boss's Wife Having Sex With A Monkey.