Any Time A Little Midget Does Something

He'll Never Be Jordan. This Clearly Takes Him Out Of The Conversation. He Can Win As Much As He Wants To.

I Don't Mess With That Cat. I'm Pretty Sure He Carries A Blade Under His Jersey.

These Are My New Shoes. They're Good Shoes. They Won't Make You Rich Like Me, They Won't Make You Rebound Like Me, They Definitely Won't Make You Handsome Like Me. They'll Only Make You Have Shoes Like Me. That's It.

When You Get Arrested It's In Big Letters. When You Get Acquitted It's In Small Letters.

I Think Anybody Who Is Racist Is An Idiot Whether They Are Black Or White.