I May Be Middle Class, But I'm

Even If You're Doing The National Insurance Awards, There's Still That Excitement When You Wonder Who Is Going To Win, Er, Best Premiums.

I Didn't Plan To Be The Rude Middle-class Comedian. You Write A Certain Type Of Joke That You Find Funny, And Mine Happen To Be Often Rude. Yes, It's Juvenile, But That's Me.

I Go Around The Country And Do A Simple Gag Like, 'the Property Ladder Is Now A Snake' And Get A Real Laugh.

My Girlfriend Said She Wanted Me To Tease Her, So I Said "alright, Fatty."

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.