I May Be Middle Class, But I'm

I May Be Middle Class, But I'm Hard. 'al Dente', You Could Say.

But What's True About Comedians Is That We've All Got A Huge Hole In Our Personality. In A Room Of 3,000 People, We're The One Person Facing In The Opposite Direction - Yet We Have This Overwhelming Desire To Be Liked.

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I Do Realise That When I Laugh, It Sounds Like A Seal Is Being Molested.

No Matter How Much You Give A Homeless Person For Tea... You Never Get That Tea.