I Do Realise That When I Laugh,

In Pizza Express You Can Get Garlic Bread With Cheese And Tomato. Now Correct Me If I'm Wrong, But That's A Pizza.

Throwing Acid Is Wrong... In Some People's Eyes.

I Saw That Show, 50 Things To Do Before You Die. I Would Have Thought The Obvious One Was 'shout For Help'.

The First Few Weeks Of Joining Weight Watchers, You're Just Finding Your Feet.

My Dad's Dying Wish Was To Have His Family Around Him. I Can't Help Thinking He Would Have Been Better Off With More Oxygen.