I’m Never Without A Bandage.

If God Wanted Us To Bend Over He'd Put Diamonds On The Floor.

I Wear The Midi Because I Feel If You're Going To Look Ugly, You May As Well Look This Year's Ugly.

If You're Saying The Same Line 10 Times And Making It Look Like You Just Came Up With It, That's Acting.

The Ideal Beauty Is A Fugitive Which Is Never Found.

My Best Birth Control Now Is Just To Leave The Lights On.