I’m Never Without A Bandage.

My Sex Life Has Gone From Bad To Pathetic. My G Spot Stands For Godforsaken.

If You Don't Want Gays In The Military, Make The Uniforms Ugly.

I Now Consider It A Good Day When I Don't Step On My Boobs.

Acting Is My True Love. I Would Like To Have Been A Serious Actor, And I Plan To In The Next Life. I'm Gonna Be Meryl Streep Rivers.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It. Calm Down. It's All Funny.