Moving On Is A Gift You Give

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.

The Palestinians Cannot Throw Rockets And Expect People Not To Defend Themselves

Yeah, I Read History. But It Doesn't Make You Nice. Hitler Read History, Too.

Elizabeth Taylor Was So Fat That Whenever She Went To London In A Red Dress, 30 Passengers Would Try To Board Her.

Edgar Had A Heart Attack, And I'm To Blame. We Were Making Love, And I Took The Bag Off My Head.