Moving On Is A Gift You Give

Money Can't Buy You Happiness But It Can Pay For The Plastic Surgery.

I Could Stop And Live Carefully But That's Ridiculous. I Don't Want To Live Carefully.

I Knew I Was An Unwanted Baby When I Saw That My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

Old Age' Is Always Ten Years More Than We Are.

I Hate Mcdonald's. I Don't Want To Order My Dinner By Yelling Into A Clown's Mouth. If I Want My Face In A Clown's Mouth, I'll Tongue Kiss Glenn Beck.