What I Love About Jewelry Is You

Elizabeth Taylor Has More Chins Than The Chinese Telephone Directory.

I Enjoy Life When Things Are Happening. I Don't Care If It's Good Things Or Bad Things. That Means You're Alive.

My Mother Was A Very Elegant Woman. When A Flying Saucer Landed On The Lawn, She Turned It Over To See If It Was Wedgwood.

Life Is A Movie, And You're The Star. Give It A Happy Ending.

Bo Derek Turned Down The Role Of Helen Keller Because She Couldn't Remember The Lines.