I Should Have Suspected My Husband Was

It's True Fang And I Fight, But We've Never Gone To Bed Mad. Of Course, One Year We Were Up For Three Months.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

Carry An Oar When You Drive. Three Times I've Ended Up In Water.

Isn't My Fur Stole Pitiful? How Unsuccessful Can A Girl Look? People Think I'm Wearing Anchovies. The Worst Of It Is, I Trapped These Under My Own Sink.

I Am Constantly Being Asked About Individuals. The Only Way To Win Is As A Team. Football Is Not About One Or Two Or Three Star Players.