I Love The Way My Life Has

Gay Marriage, I Am So Against It Because If All My Gay Friends Get Married, It Will Cost Me A Fortune In Gifts.

Life Is Hard. And We Better Laugh At Everything, Otherwise We're Going Down The Tube.

I Lived To Be On Stage, And I'm Terrified. Terrified Before Every Show.

I'll Lie Still For A Lot Of Things - But Sex Isn't One Of Them.

I Am Not Lucky. I Am The Type Who Would Go To Lourdes And Drown In The Waters.