I Love The Way My Life Has

If You're Not A Wreck In This Business, You're Not Around.

I'm Sure Some Of You Are Wondering Whether My Breasts Are Real. Let Me Just Explain To You. This One Is, This One Isn't.

Dogs Are Easier To Love Than People; They're Certainly More Dependable. Once They Love You, That's It. A True Friend In Life Is A Dog.

If I Found Yoko Ono Floating In My Pool, I'd Punish My Dog.

She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part Her Knees.