I Love 'scrubs.' It's The Best Day

I Don't Get Why Arabs Are So Pissed Off At Us. I Mean They Have Enough Oil For All Of Them To Drive A Hummer At What, Maybe 1.50 A Gallon?

It's Hard For Me Not To Be Extraordinarily Cute. I Had To Fight It.

If God Wanted Women To Be Treated Equally To Men, He'd Have Given Them Penises.

I Was Excited About The Dark Knight Until Heath Ledger Gave Away The Ending, Batman Always Wins.

Yeah, I Saw The Guy Running Out Of The Building Carrying A Rifle, I Just Didn't Say Anything To The Cops Because I Was So Happy That I Wasn't The One Who Got Shot.