I Love 'scrubs.' It's The Best Day

There Is One Person I Can Think Of Better Than Me. And That's Zach Braff. What A Cool Guy.

It Really Is Fascinating Stuff, And I've Picked It Up On Scrubs. Memorizing Lines Is At Least As Hard As Studying A Text Book, I Mean, By This Point I Know About As Much As Most 'real' Doctors.

I'm Sick Of People Saying I Hate Blacks, Women, And Gays. It's False And Slanderous. Everyone Who Knows Me Knows I Hate The Chinese.

I'm Not Lazy, I Drive Everywhere Myself, The Dog Could've Learned Something From Me.

Don't Get Me Started On Cold Toilet Seats.