Don't Get Me Started On Cold Toilet

I Definitely Try To Play A Common Man In My Roles So People Can Identify With My Characters, But The Truth Of The Matter Is That It Doesn't Really Matter What I Do Or My Lines Are, I'm Still Zach Braff, And People Know I'm Better Than Them.

I Think There Are Bound To Be Obstacles In Any Path To Success. I Mean, I'm Jewish, And There's Nothing I Can Do About That. Instead Of Sitting Around And Feeling Sorry For Myself, I Got Over It And Did Something With My Life.

It Has Been Pretty Much Downhill Ever Since The 13th Amendment

That Hugh Laurie Show Is Nothing But Scrubs Fan Fiction.

It Raises Several Serious Questions. For Example, How Can There Possibly Be More Than One Person As Awesome As Me?