Don't Get Me Started On Cold Toilet

I Said, I'm On This Tv Show And I Love Doing It, But I Don't Want To Be Known Always As The Silly "scrubs" Guy... So Part Of Me Was Like, You Know What? Life's Short. Let's Go For It.

I Don't Ask Questions. I Just Figure The Extra Warm Days Are God's Way Of Rewarding Me For Garden State

That Cyclone In Burma? That Was Just Me Doing The Dance To That Annoying Ass Song.

I Mean, What's Eleven Million People Now Days?

Women Are Like Parking Spots, The Best Ones Are Handicapped.